My week Away:
This week I will be away from my wife, my Pug, my home, my church, & my television. It is odd to be away from home, really for the first time since I took the plunge, got married, & bought a Pug (I have to be away for 7 days). Actually, we bought the Pug before we were married, I guess you can say we had her out of wedlock (there is a term for children out of wedlock but I will not use coarse language in my blog)! However, it got me contemplating about this week away:
Well I am radioactive! I have Graves Disease, which is a hyperthyroid condition. The thyroid gland regulates a lot in your body, like your energy level & metabolism (Mine is all messed up). So I have been feeling quite worn out over the past several months. Radiation is the better alternative to having surgery (Especially because I don’t have cancer). Eventually the goal is to get me on a thyroid med, so I will have stable thyroid hormone levels (And I will feel a whole lot better). So for this week I am radioactive (not in a superpower alternating way) & the radiation will kill my thyroid. Therefore, I need to be in a contained area away from most people.
5 Things I can/will do this week:
- Do Religious Stuff: All the great spiritual giants took time to pray, secluded & away from everyone. Heck there are whole retreats dedicated to silence. Maybe I’ll do Lectio Divina (This is praying through the scriptures, its real religious) because I did bring my Bibles (The NRSV & The Message). Also, I do have a sermon that I have to prepare for (on 4/22). As a pastor & chaplain doing religious stuff just comes to me because of my nature & discipline (If your not religious you wouldn’t understand).
- I can read: I am a big reader of a whole lot of things. My time away started yesterday and I already finished a book its called World War Z, it is about zombies (Is it alright for a pastor to read about zombies? Well this pastor did & it was good). I would also like to finish my book A Dance With Dragons (It’s a fantasy novel), Those Guys Have All the Fun (A book about ESPN my favorite TV network), & Jesus & the Victory of God (I need to read something profound & religious (I hate that term)). And if I finish all of these books? Well that is why I have a kindle (One more reason it was a good idea for me to have one).
- I will watch TV: I brought movies with me to my fortress of solitude. I brought Rudy & Forest Gump (My 1 & 1a of favorite movies). Also, based on a conversation with a friend I had this week I brought all my Mel Brooks movies: Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, & Robin Hood Men In Tights (for my money some of the funniest movies of all time). I brought The Muppet Show seasons 1-3 & their new movie The Muppets. Also there is always Mike & Mike in the Morning on ESPN & The Dan Patrick Show on the Audience network (Thanks to my gracious hosts who have Direct TV). I am sure there is more that I can watch: Baseball season is in full swing, Netflix, Basketball, & primetime TV programming (I’m all set).
- I can hang out with the dog’s & cat’s here: I miss my Pug Lucy, but luckily there are more than a few animals here. My mother in-law (The house in which I am staying) has four dogs (Alex, Harley, Daisy, & Lil) & two cats (Carrot & Miss Mia Mew Mews). So they are here to keep me company (And it helps)! Alex is the senior citizen of the bunch and the easiest going (And temperamental, depends on how you catch him). I guess we get along so well because I work with geriatrics all the time (I am a chaplain at a nursing home). He just can’t lick me or that will be the end of him! However, it is nice to have someone to talk to during the day!
- I will probably post on this blog: This is funny to me because I am not a big writer, but the more I do it, I kind of like it. Because I don’t have a lot of humans to talk to (My mother in-law & her fiancé work 8 hours out of the day) I’ve got to get my thoughts out somehow. Also, I find this fun and it keeps me from going stir crazy!
Things I forgot & I wish I remembered
Food: Bagels (I know eating bagels is unhealthy, but I eat a bagel every morning, & I love them), Orange Juice (this is my favorite drink of all time, if I only had one drink to drink it would be OJ), Rice Milk (I am lactose intolerant, enough said), & Checks Mix (Lately my favorite salty munching snack).
Books: The Book of Merlin, this is the sequel & conclusion to T.H. White’s novel The Once & Future King (A book about King Arthur & one of the best fantasy novels I’ve ever read). Also, I wish I brought Henri Nouwen’s Bread for the Journey a great daily devotional book (Also, probably the best I have ever read in this genre bc I’d don’t really read devotionals).
Movies: Seeing I brought The Muppet Show I kind of wished I brought The Muppet Movie (the 70’s version), The Great Muppet Caper (The Muppet movie I grew up on & my favorite), & Muppet Treasure Island (Rizzo the Rat’s break out performance). I also wish I brought my Wallace & Gromit movies (So funny).
Hygiene products: I forgot my hair gel, so I guess I am going to have to deal with the waves & curls in my hair!
Articles of Clothing: I forgot to bring my hats (so frustrated with this bc I forgot my hair gel)! I also wish I brought more t-shirts (I have a shirt that says Pugs Not Drugs, I forgot it). I also left one of my one of my favorite hooded sweatshirts at home (Its just a plain gray one, but it is comfortable).
Don’t feel Sorry for me
In conclusion, I ask that you do not feel sorry for me (And you probably don’t) because I am going to be just fine. There are people with far more serious conditions and struggles worse than me (And I know that & I constantly pray for them). This should be an interesting week because I don’t usually take a week away from my normal routine. I’ll get along just fine, & feel free to call me (some of you already have), email me, comment, Facebook me, or send me a care package (non perishable items of course)! So don’t cry for me Argentina (Evita), I’ll be back better than ever! Therefore, as the Apostle Paul once wrote: “May the grace & peace (my addition) of the Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, & the communion of the Holy Spirit be with all of you. Amen.” (Don’t know if a benediction was needed but it came to mind). Take care ya’ll.